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I Didn't Choose Procrastination It Chose Me - Funny Sloth Card

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This blissfully content sloth embodies the sacred art of procrastination. Surrounded by an untouched laptop and unread books while peacefully sipping steaming coffee, this adorable creature represents every student, remote worker, and deadline-avoider who's ever told themselves "I'll start in five minutes" (three hours ago). The perfect visual representation that procrastination isn't a choice - it's a calling. For anyone who's mastered the art of avoiding responsibilities while looking absolutely adorable doing it!

Digitally printed cards on heavyweight stock. Uncoated blank interior provides a superior writing surface. Since every item is made just for you by your local third-party fulfiller, there may be slight variances in the product received. Each card comes with an envelope for mailing or gifting.

    • Dimensions: Small (4” x 6”), Large (5” x 7.5”)

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