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I Didn't Choose Procrastination It Chose Me - Funny Sloth Shorts

$30.08

Color: Creme

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This blissfully content sloth embodies the sacred art of procrastination. Surrounded by an untouched laptop and unread books while peacefully sipping steaming coffee, this adorable creature represents every student, remote worker, and deadline-avoider who's ever told themselves "I'll start in five minutes" (three hours ago). The perfect visual representation that procrastination isn't a choice - it's a calling. For anyone who's mastered the art of avoiding responsibilities while looking absolutely adorable doing it!

Heavyweight yet breathable with a pique textured finish for a clean, structured look. Finished with side pockets, a back pocket, and an internal white drawcord for an adjustable fit - perfect for lounging or on the go. Solids: 100% combed ring spun cotton. Heathers: 90% combed ring spun cotton, 10% polyester.

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